Mokel

Bondet : halo, iki sopo yo?

Bandot : iki konco lawas, Bondet cak.

Bondet : Oh Cak Bondet, yaopo kabare? ono perlu opo iki, dungaren telpon?

Bandot : kabar apik Cak. oiya, arek-arek gak ngadakno buka bersama ta?

Bondet : ngadakno cak.

Bandot : Kapan iku?

Bondet : engko sore mari maghrib.

Bandot : temenan ta?

Bondet : yo temenan rek.

Bandot : aku takon serius cak, kapan acarane?

Bondet : aku yo njawab serius, nek pengin bareng arek-arek konco kuliah yo buko mari maghrib. tapi nek pengin bareng ponakanku sing umure 2 tahun iku yo engko jam 12-an ae buko-ne.

Bandot : kon ditakoni temenan malah nggarai nesu ae. ya wis aku buko saiki. kon ancen jancuk, gathel, raimu koyok asu ngeden, kadal angop, wedhus push-up, bedhes panuen, etc.

Bondet : sampean wis perikso nak dokter ta, cak?

Bandot : $^@#*5^%$)&%$%#@!#*^%$%^&*(*%^$!

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